Bournemouth 2–3 Arsenal
Rice, Rice baby. And breathe.
If this was meant to be a calm, controlled way to start 2026, nobody told Arsenal.
Down on the south coast, in a game that swung wildly between chaos and control, a second-half brace from Declan Rice dragged us over the line against a Bournemouth side who refused to lie down. It finished 3–2, it probably took a year off all our lives, and it made it seven straight wins to kick off the new year. Arsenal, as ever, doing things the hard way.
Gabi makes amends (eventually)
After surviving a couple of early corners, we started to grow into it. Piero Hincapié got in behind but crossed into fresh air, Martin Ødegaard and Noni Madueke both blazed over, and Madueke in particular was doing everything right except the bit that actually counts.
Then came the moment nobody saw coming.
Gabriel — normally a walking insurance policy — had the ball at his feet, under no pressure, and calmly passed it straight to Evanilson on the edge of our box. One touch, roll into the net, David Raya nowhere. One of the strangest goals we've conceded all season, and absolutely nobody enjoyed it.
Credit where it's due, though: Gabriel didn't hide. Six minutes later, he put it right.
Madueke again did brilliantly to reach the byline and pull it back. Martinelli's shot was blocked, the ball spilled loose, and Gabriel thumped a left-footed drive home like a man personally offended by his earlier error. Redemption arc completed. Mostly.
Cherries on top (briefly)
The game stayed wide open. Bournemouth committed bodies forward; we struggled to string passes together. Tavernier arrived late and headed wide. Kluivert bent a free-kick just past the post. Semenyo — already being linked to richer, louder places — shot over after a tidy one-two.
It felt edgy. Unsettled. Like the sort of match Arsenal used to lose.
David Brooks even broke the offside trap early in the second half and fired wide, just to remind us nothing was under control yet.
Rice at the double
Ten minutes after the restart, order was restored.
Gyökeres did well to battle for a bouncing ball in the box, Ødegaard paused, scanned, and rolled it perfectly into Rice's path. From 20 yards, low, precise, inside the post. No fuss. 2–1.
Bournemouth stayed dangerous — they always do — but then came the moment that felt decisive.
Ødegaard again. This time releasing Bukayo Saka, fresh off the bench, darting inside the full-back. Saka beat the keeper to the ball by the byline and cut it back. Rice arrived. Finish. 3–1.
Cue a brand-new Declan Rice chant from the away end. Loud. Defiant. Fully earned.
Kroupi cracks one in (of course he does)
Naturally, it wasn't over.
Junior Kroupi had been on the pitch for about five minutes when he unleashed a swirling strike from distance that bent away from Raya and into the net. No warning. No apology. Suddenly it was 3–2 and very much game on.
The home crowd woke up. Hearts raced. Memories of last season's trips here came flooding back.
Professional… enough
To Arsenal's credit, there was no collapse this time. No panic. No last-minute madness.
We managed the final quarter of an hour with just enough composure, just enough game management, and just enough grit to see it through. Not pretty, not perfect — but vital.
A win against the team that beat us home and away last season, six points clear at the top, and seven on the bounce. That'll do.
What's next
No rest, no mercy.
- Thursday: Liverpool at the Emirates in the Premier League
- Sunday: Portsmouth away in the FA Cup third round
- Wednesday 14 January: Chelsea at Stamford Bridge, Carabao Cup semi-final first leg
Three competitions. Three tests. One north London club setting the pace.
Happy New Year, Arsenal. Now please — just one calm win, yeah?