So there it was — 93 minutes on the clock, three points practically wrapped in red and white ribbon, when Brian Brobbey decided to play the pantomime villain and rob Arsenal of an 11th straight win. Sunderland 2, Arsenal 2. You could almost hear the collective groan from north London to Nagoya.
⚽ A BAD DAY FOR CLEAN SHEETS
Ex-Gunner Dan Ballard — yes, that Dan Ballard, the one who used to warm our Hale End benches — had the audacity to end our run of eight consecutive clean sheets. It had been 812 minutes since anyone breached David Raya's net, and it took a long free-kick and some uncharacteristic chaos to undo it. The defending? As ragged as a Black Cats scarf after a pub fight.
Still, there were warning signs. The first half was the footballing equivalent of a lukewarm pint — slow, flat, and full of stoppages. Eze blazed over, Saliba skied a sitter, and by the time half-time rolled around, the only ones awake were the travelling Gooners wondering if there was still time to make the last train back to King's Cross.
🔥 SAKA SPARKS THE COMEBACK
Whatever Arteta said at half-time, it worked. The lads came out with a bit of needle — Zubimendi had a pop, Saka whistled one wide, and then our starboy did what he does best: punished carelessness. Poor Enzo Le Fee must still be seeing Declan Rice in his nightmares, because the England man mugged him twice and started the move that ended with Saka drilling in the equaliser.
Suddenly, Arsenal looked like Arsenal again — quick passing, clever angles, and pressure that had Sunderland gasping for breath. Zubimendi rattled the bar, Eze tested the keeper, and Trossard — bless that Belgian metronome — finally leathered us ahead with a thunderbolt that deserved to win any game.
😩 BUT THEN… THE NORTH-EAST CURSE STRIKES AGAIN
You'd think we'd learned our lesson up here after the Newcastle nonsense, but no. Deep into stoppage time, Raya, Gabriel and Brobbey all went for the same ball like it was the last sausage roll at halftime. The result? Brobbey bundling home the equaliser while Sunderland fans celebrated like they'd won the league.
Even worse, Ballard — clearly still bitter about leaving Hale End — threw himself in front of a Calafiori effort at the death to make sure his old mates went home sulking. Cheers, Dan. Don't call us, we'll call you.
📊 STATS - SOME HURT
- First time we've failed to beat a promoted side since May 2023.
- First time we've conceded twice in any competition this season.
- Saka's first league goal outside London since April.
- Trossard's first long-ranger since 2021 (when he still wore Brighton blue).
- Sunderland have now scored five stoppage-time goals this season — clearly inspired by Fergie-time folklore.
🗓 WHAT'S NEXT?
The international break comes at just the right time — a week to cool tempers, ice thighs, and maybe teach the back line how to clear their lines in the 93rd minute. Because after the break comes that derby: Tottenham at the Emirates, followed by Bayern Munich in the Champions League, and then Chelsea away to round out November.
If Arsenal want to stay in the title conversation, they'll need to turn frustration into fury. A draw at Sunderland shouldn't derail the season — but it should sting enough to wake everyone up.
Because if we're serious about silverware, we can't keep dropping points in stoppage time to clubs that still celebrate 1973 like it was yesterday.